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Viktoriya, Yalda, Jennifer, Amah, and Toren's VIDEO TESTIMONIAL


CONGRATS to some of our RECENT successes!!!!

Tiffany Ho 34! Toren Stearns
38! Melissa Chua! Xinyi Zheng 34! Brandon
Chuang 36! Neil Pugashetti 32! Negeen Shahandeh 35! Nitin Bajaj 34! Melody Tran 35! Ziyad Khesbak! Hannah Shull! Samantha Hemmingway 35! Christa Slaught
33! More news still coming in!


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Click here to play GABI & HANNAH'S video
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Click here to play ALBERT'S testimonial
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CONGRATS, LORI! Click here to play Lori's video
COMMERCIAL 1- click here to play video
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COMMERCIAL 3 - click here to play video

Amy's DAT Testimonial. Click here to play video.

Jenna's DAT Testimonial. Click here to play video.

Congratulations on a job well done!!! James Chen, SWARTWOOD PRE-MED,
was accpeted to both Johns Hopkins Medical School (MD PhD) and Stanford (MD PhD). Now,
he's attending his first year of med school at Stanford!
Congratulations
to Our Covergirls, Lauren Appell, Ramee Younes, and Kate
Lee on a Job Well Done!!!
CHECKOUT the LATEST SPY REPORTS (Lady
Impersonating a Police Officer & Company Owner Gone Desperate) BELOW.


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CLICK HERE FOR CASSIDY'S VIDEO TESTIMONIAL


Come see the MCAT and MCAT Verbal class everyone is talkingabout...John Swartwood (See STAFF SECTION) leads a team of instructors dedicated to your success. It worked for James Chen (39, now at Standford School-MD/PhD, accepted into Johns Hopkins MD/PhD program), Michael A. (38, now at
Stanford Med), Samia Malik, Tasha Fernando (+3 Verbal, now at UCLA
Medical School), Lori Brandt (now in Albany Medical College), L. K. (36), Kate Lee (34), Linda T., Robbie Havard (now in a
program in Chicago), Michelle Lim (+4 Verbal), ... many more...
, Cassidy Vuong, Tony Hung (now in David
Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA School), Minh-tu Do (Chicago Medical School), Angel M., Stephanie Du, Leo, Stella C., Rakhshita,
Vincent (+3 Verbal), Sarah Mohajeri (+3 PS), Brittany (+7), Ramee Younes (13 Bio, +4 overall), Brittany Yee (+3 Verbal), Tina
Jung (93rd Percentile DAT), Eric Chen, Nancy Carballo,
Madinah A., Mark S., Kate C., Lauren Appell, Albert Shamouleian, Hannah Shull, Nitin Bajaj (34), Brandon Chuang
(36), Ziyad Khesbak, Neil Pugashetti (32), Melody Tran (35), Negeen (35), Christa Slaught (33), Samantha Hemmingway (35)...
and You? (NOTE all +'s indicated improvements from previous official MCAT scores)


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So I already feel like the MCAT was a year ago but I still think that it went well and that I was considerably more
prepared with John than I would have been without his help or with another program. Given the relatively short period of time
that I dedicated to the test I am very satisfied with the results. While I know that I could have done better had I spent
more than roughly 3 1/2 solid weeks preparing for the test, the end result was still better than I hoped. John's verbal
intensive class presents the framework and content of the verbal section in a much more comprehensible manner than other systems
or prep classes. Given the passage dense nature of the MCAT, it follows that your scores in the other sections will benefit
from his methods as well. Everyone has different methods of studying and John's style caters to everyone. People see this
test in different ways, and in my opinion this is not a knowledge based exam. While a strong foundation is really helpful,
I found that studying details was a waste of time. Maybe this was more so because of the restricted time line in which I studied.
I had my masters program to start, and there is no way i could do both the test and the program at the same time. John was
right to teach that the 'difficult' passages can all be broken down and all the answers can be extracted from the
information provided. In very few instances if at all was elaborate detail required to answer any questions. Know the
trends and the basics, everything else will follow. I don't think the MCAT is going to test the exceptions to the rules.
It's too tedious. Focus on what John says is important and you'll be fine. John's lectures include everything
you need to score well. Robbie Harvard- MCAT Master Course
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Welcome to SWARTWOOD
Testing, Admissions, & Review, the best choice for MCAT, DAT, OAT, PCAT, LSAT, GRE, and GRE Subject Test preparation.
Our UNIVERSITY REVIEWS
section also offers the most effective big style lecture, group, and private tutoring for university classes.
Founded on a belief in bringing the best instructors under one roof and promoting
the most effective pedagogy, SWARTWOOD
Testing, Admissions, & Review is dedicated
to your success. No gimmicks, fancy tricks, or 24hour hotlines, just hard work and diligence.
We strive to provide you with the scaffolding you need to fulfill your
educational and professonial goals.
OUR MOTTO: To attend to you as an individual (not just another number),
hand crafting a course of study best suited to your needs.
OUR ADVANTAGE:
What can we offer that the other companies cannot? OUR
INSTRUCTORS.
If you're taking a prep course, you should be saying what our students are saying,
"I chose Swartwood over the other people that teach it for several reasons. One, he really cares
about us. John cares that we will do well. He just wants us to get most out of his teaching, the most out of the
experience...It’s always really high energy in here, fun. Studying isn’t always fun but John somehow makes it
fun…I think John is just different. That’s just a good word for him…he’s the smartest person,
smartest human being, I think I’ve ever met in my life, and he knows how to teach. That’s important.
He’s not just a textbook. He really teaches the material. So, I always walk away learning something new."
-Lauren Appell (SWARTWOOD MCAT student)
That's what we have to offer. Without our teachers, we're just like
any other testprep company. Everyone claims to have the best, but we actually do. Come and see for yourself...
WHAT YOU WON'T SEE: You won't see fancy webpages, flashy ads, or a glossy presentation of how our instructors hang
glide down the Grand Canyon while planning today's lesson . We're not about that. Everything we have to offer is in the
teaching, period. We claim that the difference is so noticeable (even from the supposed best out there) that you'll agree
from the first class day.
SWARTWOOD
Testing, Admissions, & Review is comprised of three
departments: Testprep for Graduate and Professional Schools, Admissions Consulting for Graduate and Professional Schools,
and University Class Reviews for University Classes.
Our Testprep Department entails preparation for the medical
school (MCAT), law school (LSAT), graduate school (GRE), pharmacy school (PCAT), dental school (DAT), optometry school
(OAT), and GRE Subject exams.
Our Admissions Department covers applications for medical,
law, and graduate schools as well as undergraduate universities.
Our University Class Reviews Department (founded off
the enormous poplularity of John's class reviews) handles large lecture style reviews as well as private tutoring in mathematics,
psychology, statistics, biology, physics, chemistry, organic chemistry, communications, political science, and philosophy.

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Angela's Opinion

Lori's Opinion

Lauren's Opinion

Lyn's Opinion
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WHY DO WE NOT PUT EXTENSIVE INFO. ABOUT CLASSES UP
ONLINE? EASY: The Other Companies Are Stalking Us!!! Sad
But True. Marketers and instructors from other companies have been harassing us (posing as students)! These companies have been asking (harassing) our students, "So what made you choose SWARTWOOD?" The
answer is simple: TEACHING! (The other companies might think they have the best, but if that were true, why would they
be SO surprised by the fact that we get students SOLEY off of exceptional teaching?)
TO THE OTHER COMPANIES: Here's a Tip. We have no "Super Secrets," just truly exceptional
teaching. We don't just SAY we do. We actually have the BEST. EXAMPLE 1: Check this out! They're so scared; they even created a FAKE website: www.sMartwoodprep.com (now removed).
On top of the fake website, they put up the name "John sMartwood." EXAMPLE 2: An email that was sent by someone
claiming to represent another company: "Nobody is spying
on you!!!! You are a ******* ****** *******, get **** **** *** ** **** ***!!! We are a ******* dollar company with endless
marketing and exposure, why would we spy ** * **** *** **** smartwood, excuse me dumbwood!!!" (Time Nov. 17th 12:41AM) The following is Stephanie Mizuhara's Opnion
and in no way reflects SWARTWOOD as a whole: Isn't
this stalking? You are so low end. We don't go on to other testprep companies' websites and sent them emails at 12:41AM. We're
too busy. All that money, endless marketing and exposure, but you still can't help students...Keep doing this stuff,
we love free publicity! EXAMPLE
3: It's official! We thought at least one big company was above the spying thing. BUT NO!!!!
One of their marketers just sent an email posing as a student asking about our course Why???? Now we have definitive proof that you're spying on us. Why do you guys care?
Just do your thing. EXAMPLE
4: Even the small companies are panicking! Recently (in May), the owner of a company sent out a MASS EMAIL attacking us (but not the big companies).
All we have to say is THANKS! Here's what one of our recent students said, "I had not heard of you until I saw the email. It was like 'Whoa, that guy sounds desperate. He
must be really scared of SWARTWOOD.' So, I looked up the website and decided to sit in." Of course,
once he came by and saw our class, he joined. THANKS again! P.S. You should check your email. It has a lot of incorrect information about teachers and students alike.
Plus, you still don't get it. You're just pigeon-holing yourself
as the "small, bitter company." Attacking a company like us implies that we are of serious concern to you.
You're just convincing everyone that the bigger companies are out of your league. Spending so much energy
on an imaginary nemesis must be time consuming. To be honest, as far as I know, none of our instructors cares enough about you- or any other company for that matter- to make you an object of
disdain. You can't be helping people if you're obsessing about others. -Stephanie Mizuhara EXAMPLE 5: Someone
is SO THREATENED, they sent a lady posing as UCLA
PD to scope out the class. She promptly ran away. Dumb Move! One of our students got you on
her cell phone. Now, there's a UCLA PD report with you on it. Give us a break! If you're that scared of us,
you have some serious problems. Just work on making your course better. Or is that just TOO HARD?
Why???? Now we have definitive proof that you're
spying on us. Why do you guys care? Just do your thing. P.S.
You do realize that we are building a BANK of information on you including student testimonials (yes,
students actually like us enough to sign witness forms...). We have emails from two different
MARKETERS from two big companies posing as students. If you do not stop stalking us, we will post them!!! EXAMPLE 6: (LEGAL ISSUE) A MESSAGE
TO THE OWNER OF SMALL PREP COMPANY. Recently, you have continued to send inaccurate mass emails about our company. This is not an issue for us since
you may say whatever you want. But, be aware that it only makes you look more desperate. In contrast, we NEVER
send out emails about your company (or any other company for that matter). Your behavior has actually caused some alarm as it is "not normal" for
a person of your age. When I (Stephanie) received the emails, I immediately forwarded them to our head lawyer as the
behavior seems UNSTABLE and NEUROTIC (and I personally do not feel safe because of your unstable actions). He believes that the behavior is "very aggressive for someone of *'s
age, professional level, and station in life," so he is cataloguing your emails and reports from our students (who came
from your company) in case your behavior escalates. Some individuals of your apparent disposition tend to increase aggressive
acts over time. Just in case you become more aggressive, the board wanted to cover our tracks by collecting your paper
trail. Say whatever you want, just keep things in perspective, this is just TESTPREP. You do not need to be personally
offended. If you have questions or wish to deny authorship of emails which come directly form your account, please contact
me, Stephanie Mizuhara, at swartwoodprep@gmail.com and our lawyer will note your comments. This
is NOT meant to offend or accuse you. Please just be aware that our legal team does know in case you become more threatening.
This is an informal message since we are mostly concerned that your behavior is overly aggressive and indicative of
someone who is not well adjusted. Please be advised that NO legal action is apparent, just lawyers who are aware. If
there is a concern for safety, our legal team will email you directly. QUESTIONS? Contact me, Stephanie Mizuhara.
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